Dating Site Jokes

Have you ever been to a dating site?
Some of the girls pictures have like 5 girls in the profile pic. It's like how am I supposed to know which ones are single. I'm here to mingle. Pick your selfi and let's chit chat till we date. 

The third question from girls on dating sites are what is your occupation? And if it's not doctor or lawyer. Then you  barely get half of them replying you back. Yeah, I'm not a millionaire , So What.

Now if a girl has no picture. And I go out with her after couple days. Is that a blind date?

On her profile details it says she only likes long relationships. Now does that mean she only likes long distance relationships or she knows the future. You might be dating Mrs Cleo.

It says she likes long walks at the beach. What if I just feel like just chilling at the beach without the walking. Like a picnic. Is that OK?

She wants a man who can take care a family? I can take care of myself so far. Is that OK?

It says she wants major intelligence. I could read your profile details in depth. Is that OK?

It says she likes coffee ?  I wonder if that means early coffee trips to Coffee Bean?

It says she wants a real man? Well I hope you do.

It says she wants a caring man? I cared enough to text you.  Is that OK?

It says she wants extraordinary active man. I'm an  active alive man. Is that OK?