Lucifer

Lucifer: Well it's been a long time huh cousin. So why did you leave hell just to stay here.
Devin: Well cousin, I got tired of watching souls getting punished everyday.
L: Huh, now I know what you mean.
D: Look cousin I'm not really sure what kind of connection you have with them. I'm here for one purpose only. To bring back more souls for hell you know. Call me Mr. DEATH for all I care about. We have seen things these people will freak about. I've been studying these current humans for awhile, before I came on earth.
L: You already know Mother is here too.
D: No way, I need to drop by and say hi to Momma. Have not seen her like thousands of years. It's been a long time.
L: I thought you knew.
D: Nope. But I need to find out where I can read the rosetta stone, one more time. 
L: Why is that?
D: To remember the good times. Haha. Just kidding I still remember father kicking me out of heaven like it was yesterday. But it's been millions. Do you remember cousin?
L: I'm trying to forget.
D: Heaven was so perfect. Oh well, I can't go back. I'm stuck in hell forever. Do you ever think about going back?
L: I do. But I love this place.
D: You know cousin, I tried this thing called dating. Like you told me. But I think me and this model looking madame made a crack on the  Las Vegas hotel bed. It was great.  But I still don't understand this loving or carrying part.
L: What about the madame.
D: oh I took her to her house in Los Angeles. 
L: Did you like her.
D: Well she looked good and wild tiger in the cha cha room. We shaked it like  14 days straight. She knows how to play the flute, if you know what I mean.
L: haha, you always know how to crack me up. Nice, try this new thing called speed dating. You date several Madames all in one day.
D: I will but I may need two hotel rooms in Vegas for that.
L: haha, you will see.
D: Look first I need to  run couple things, first. It's going to be bigger than biblical times.
L: Well I might get in the way.
D: Let your police army try us. It's allot more interesting for a  challenge.
BIG 
L: Big talk for you but I'm not surprised. You will never change.